My mom came over today with a stack of old report cards from my younger years. I'm not sure what made her think to pull them out at this very moment, but I found it amusing to page through the many ridiculous comments my former teachers had for me.

Nothing could have summed up my entire parochial years more accurately than my 5th grade Math Teacher, Mr. Kawalski, who wrote, "Marcus is making satisfactory progress within the average group."

What the Hell does that mean?!!!!

Or should I just move on?

In other news, I got a job.